Hello,
Yesterday I attended my Grandma’s funeral at the beautiful Middlebrook Estate in McLaren Vale. It was a fitting service. I remember Grandma once told me she never wore black to a funeral, preferring instead to wear bright blue. So at her request, none of the guests wore black. It was one of the most brightly dressed groups of people [...]

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Hello! Here they are, for your convenience, the funniest of the baker’s dozen or so On The Yacht AM-radio-commercial-parody-sketches that featured sex-crazed self-made man, Norman Vine. Click on the titles below to hear them, or right click and ’save as.’ It’ll be the funniest (at times) 8 minutes and 8 seconds of your day…
Vine & Hedges Cigars
Vine [...]

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Greetings,
Just in case you hadn’t stumbled upon these in my tangled corner of the web, my knotted quadrant of the net, my… area of the… online… for your convenience, here are all 13 episodes of the “funny, at times” satirical radio comedy series, “On The Yacht,” in podcast form for your listening pleasure! Simply click on the links [...]

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Last night, my Grandma, Terry Lawlor-Smith, died in her McLaren Vale nursing home, in the presence of family members. She was 78.
We were close, and during the time we had, we had some great times. From a very young age, right up until I was almost 18, I would regularly stay with her in McLaren Vale. We’d see movies [...]

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Ho (as in, “hi ho”, not commenting on your promiscuity or anything…),
I’m not sold on selling my body, ironically, however this hasn’t stopped me from selling my voice, of which I am now sold, and my voice is now for sale! Allow me to explain coherently… I have joined the Allan Miller Fast Voice-Over agency, specialising in [...]

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Hello,
The embedded video above is me on January 29th 2009, performing stand-up on Heat #3 of the SA Raw Comedy contest at Adelaide’s “The Rhino Room.” I thought that night went quite well, but hey, you be the judge. I didn’t win on the night, but I received a wildcard entry into the Raw semi-finals on [...]

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Hi film fans,
This past week I’ve worked 36 hours. That’s full time… in France… But the spike in hours isn’t due to a request on behalf of my drug habit, nor is it due to a mad scientist with a time machine, treading on the spacetime continuum, for this week was the 2009 Adelaide Film Festival, [...]

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Gentlemen, and to a lesser extent, ladies (not being sexist, just a reflection of my website visitor statistics),
Well, I wasn’t funny enough to be a winner on night #3 of the SA Raw Comedy stand-up contestations, but that hasn’t stopped me from receiving remedial assistance from Raw’s coveted ”wildcard programme.” So this means I’ll be doing stand-up again. This [...]

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