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We all hate spam. Well, I assume we all do. I certainly do. But hey, maybe you love it. But if you’re like me, which I assume you are, although I’ve been known to be wrong, and hence I’m no better than you… annoying… right, the spam. My website receives about 20 spam blog comments a day. Most of them are a jumble of links and random characters, sometimes not even able to be displayed, and hence it’s just a string of those little rectangles. But some of them are just completely random comments that have no connection at all to anything I mentioned in any blog, ever. For your enjoyment, here are some of my favourite random spam comments:

On Blog Entry – Ed Fella!?! Oh hang on… Michael Jackson!?!

Submitted on 2009/09/27 at 9:14pm by yapapanyatt
WOW! Good thing you kept your wits enough to fight off the bugger. Glad you’re ok. The worse thing to happen to me on that street was when I encountered a pack of dogs late one night. I kept a safe distance behind them until I got home. Take care.

Submitted on 2009/10/01 at 6:34am by BlopayGlypelp
Hey! Genealogical humor! Thanks, Internet!

Submitted on 2009/10/31 at 11:49am by homemastergoga
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Submitted on 2009/11/02 at 7:11am by BlopayGlypelp
I’m in love with you, my Adonis.

On Blog Entry – Insane about Mad Men (the show. I’m straight.)

Submitted on 2009/09/29 at 12:44am by yourbig.ru
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Submitted on 2009/09/30 at 8:00pm by ownbig.ru
I think what they did to you was unfair and poor customer service

On Blog Entry – Stand-up Trip to Lol-Ville. Population: Hilarity.

Submitted on 2009/10/22 at 8:32pm by noemijed
I have a joke for you =) Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

Submitted on 2009/10/27 at 1:06am by carolzun
I have a joke for you =) Did you hear about the bandit that held up a Chinese restaurant? Half an hour later he was broke.

Submitted on 2009/10/29 at 2:08am by mireillelig
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Kind regards,
David M. Green
Hehehe… priapism…

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