Internet Television? The Future is NOW!

Ahoy,

Until recently, I was just like you; I thought that Internet TV was something that only existed one time in my mind when I thought up the concept myself a few years ago. Foolishly I did nothing about it and turns out someone else invented it. Not only that, but Australia’s first Internet TV station, Australia Live TV, is based right here (where I am, at least) in Adelaide, a mere 17.8km (via road) from my house!

After perusing Australia Live TV’s extensive list of 5 shows (4 of them sports-related), I was just about to close the web page forever, when I noticed that they’re launching their new morning show, to be called “Mornings Live.” Furthermore, they need a couple of hosts. Hey hey! Now it’s personal. And seeing as though applying for the position required little effort on my part, I figured I gotta get in on this, so I threw this demo video together in an afternoon…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJsmw6IAceo

I certainly enjoyed myself. In all seriousness, I’d love to do it. but if it doesn’t go beyond the demo-filming stage, hey that’s okay. I’ve also enjoyed watching the other entrants (Check those out here). There are about 5 with which I have been legitimately impressed. I must say, SOME of them are absolutely shocking… I’d love to put together a 30-minute TV special where I critique all the entries. But I don’t have the resources for that, so I’ll just do it here: For starters, about half of them either didn’t read the guidelines, or completely ignored them, as the demo video was supposed to be no longer than 60 seconds. Granted, my own is 69 seconds, but if you only watch the first 60 seconds, I was essentially through. But other entries range from 20 seconds to 10 minutes long! And most seem to be around the 2-4 minute range!

Furthermore, some of them are not directed to the specific position. Okay, fair enough, a few people have just put up a generic showreel. No harm in that. However, some have gone further (or shorter, rather), actually using their demo video for a completely unrelated talent search conducted earlier this year by the new ABC3 digital children’s channel. Hence several demo videos on the Mornings Live website feature hopeful presenters pouring their hearts out about wanting to work with children on the ABC! I myself also applied for that (and actually re-used part of my ABC demo for this one!), but I was clever enough to sneakily splice in new footage, which explains why my hair subtle changes length throughout the video, hehehe!

Another trend I noticed: Of the 90 or so video entries submitted so far, the most popular choice of background music seems to be “Clocks” by Coldplay. I can’t help but notice I was the only one to include both “Conditioning” by Howard Jones (stereotypical hilarious ’80s music) AND “Menuet From String Quintet No. 5 Op 13” by Luigi Boccherini (stereotypical hilarious “rich guy” music).

Lastly, I’d love to share just a few specific entries with you (who ever YOU are…). Please don’t get me wrong. This is not a mean-sprited dig at others’ expense, but merely me pointing out a few entrants’ “interesting choices” with regard to making their demo. Behold…

1. Helen Ahrens: Shot with camera at 90 degrees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdxtEoZ3cA4&feature=channel_page

2. Peter something: Firstly, very low volume. Second… uh… what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxI1PUIbyS0&feature=related

3. Sarah Lawrence: Filmed considerably close to a busy road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arbDNbG-MOI&feature=channel_page

4. Fatimah Abbouchi: Used the Ten news theme (with Ten news voice-over).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1E0SJI8vMs&feature=channel_page

5. Jason Kemp: Evidentally a keen user of Movavi Video Converter’s fabulous trial version. Also, which one is Jason Kemp?

But of course, for maximum enjoyment, I highly recommend you watch EVERY entry. Thanks to guidelines not followed, what should be 90 minutes of entertainment, is more like 200 minutes of entertainment. And darn good watching!

Kind regards,
David M. Green
What’s next? Internet books?

PS. Oh yes, by the way, if you like, feel free to vote for me on the Mornings Live website. I’d very much appreciate it and be happy to email you a signed photograph of something.

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6 responses to “Internet Television? The Future is NOW!”

  1. Ahrenzie Avatar
    Ahrenzie

    huh. thats me. 90 degree girl.
    my friends were all busy with their digis and my camera doesnt work for some strange reason on its side, thus the sidewards film.
    kinda funny hey?

  2. Ahrenzie Avatar
    Ahrenzie

    oh, and i picked up on sarah lawrences noisey film clip too!

  3. David M. Green Avatar
    David M. Green

    Well Helen you certainly stood out.

    So what are you doing now after being rejected, like me, by Adelaide-based Internet television?

  4. Ahrenzie Avatar
    Ahrenzie

    haha stood out as the person sideways, ha.
    I’m studying media atm, writing for a few mags and engaging in student fun. And you?

    Was it really Adelaide-based? I thought it was Sydney…

  5. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    sorry to hear both of you crashed out.

    having said that, i see no one has made any comment about the major problem … an influx of “footy playas” invading our screens. seriously. just cause they can kick a ball doesn’t mean they can host a show (or do comedy for that matter!).

    and most of them seem to have the personality of the local jock in the pub down the road,

    but perhaps that’s what people want to see on australian television …

  6. David M. Green Avatar
    David M. Green

    To Helen:
    Yes, I’m quite sure Australia Live TV is Adelaide-based. It’s stated several times on their website.

    I’m working at the Palace Nova cinema in Adelaide and pursuing various writing/radio/comedy projects in my spare time. Got a few things coming up this summer. More on that later…

    Which magazines do you write for? I’d be interested to read your contributions.

    To anonymous:
    99% of sportsmen and women are not suited to life as media personalities. They’re idiots. You’re exactly right. And I believe sport is grossly over-represented in the media. You watch Seven news, half of the show is just sport. Who cares?

    But then again, 99% of “legitimate” media personalities are just as annoying. Just look at Nine’s Today Show and all those infomercials on SkyNews for funeral cover with terrible actors. Just… awful… Hang on, I better mock all of the stations so I’m not accused of bias. Ten’s 7pm Project: What’s the point of that show? Comedy or journalism. Pick one, but not both. ABC’s Hungry Beast: those hot-shot young hosts need a reality check. The whole thing is too smug. SBS… you suck. Na, you’re okay.

    The Internet is where it’s at.

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