David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Category: Channel 31

  • I’ve got 31 Questions for New Zealand

    Hello New Zealand (and the rest of you)!

    As of 8.31PM this evening New Zealand time, 31 Questions became an internationally broadcast TV game show!

    Season 1 is now airing Thursdays 8.30PM on Face TV, which is available everywhere in New Zealand on Sky Channel 089 AND on the old “Triangle TV” free-to-air frequencies in these respected parts of Auckland:

    • Waiatarua UHF 41 or 631.25 MHz
    • Remuera UHF 52 or 719.25 MHz
    • Pine Hill UHF 42 or 639.25 MH

    Meanwhile, our crowdfunding campaign on IndieGoGo has now raised $1,105 for Season 2- That’s 10% over our goal! Of course, we do need a little more money than that to shoot the whole second season. But the first thousand bucks is certainly a big load off my mind.

    Thank YOU so much.

    We’ve still got 3 weeks left on the campaign and we’ve still got plenty of mugs and headshots to give away.

    But if you haven’t donated yet, there’s still time for you to become just like THESE crazed fans (shown here in order of least to most crazy):

    Yeeeeaaaaahhhh…

    Sweet dreams.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    She’s RUINED a perfectly good headshot!?!

  • 31 Questions Season 2 needs YOU!

    THAT’S RIGHT! After a hilariously low budget first season, 31 Questions is coming back with MORE OF THIS:

    But now… we’re spending more of our own money – and we want to spend yours too!

    I’ve set up a crowd-funding campaign on IndieGoGo. We’re aiming to raise $1,000 by the end of February to help with production costs for the second season of the ragtag TV game show everyone’s listening about.

    And if you’ve been hankering to get your hands on some fabulous 31 Questions merchandise, this is how to get it. We’ve got mugs, we’ve got T-shirts, we’ve got autographed headshots. And ALL with my face on them!

    Postage included? You better believe it.

    Thanks Moe…

    And for every donation over $2, we’ll even give you a special thanks in the credits for EVERY episode of Season 2.

    Check out a full range of “perks” on our IndieGoGo campaign page. If you’re particularly rich and crazy, you could even have the cast of 31 Questions make a PERSONAL APPEARANCE at your next social gathering.

    And if you’re like me – completely flat broke and not the least bit interested in handing out donations – you can still greatly help us by sharing the link with your friends and liking 31 Questions on Facebook.

    See you on TV.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    PS. More info about 31 Questions on New Zealand TV coming soon!

  • About Time

    It appears TV’s Anthony McCormack has joined Richard Nixon and Adolf Hitler as some guy on the cover of a magazine.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    31 Questions season 2. It’s time.

  • Relax Frankie… it’s 31 Questions!

    Ahh… satire.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green

    PS. Apologies to my sister Hannah, who thought this was real and told all her friends that her brother is on the cover of upcoming edition of Frankie Magazine.

  • 31 Questions: The royal flush of TV game shows

    I hope you enjoy the above montage of some of the classier moments on 31 Questions.

    Also, if you’re in Melbourne you may have seen an article about 31 Questions and other Channel 31 shows in your free copy of The Weekly Review?

    I’m not sure where exactly this magazine is distributed. And in fact it might not even be in your local edition (doesn’t seem to be in the Hawthorn one). But it’s a moot point, because you can read it online.

    Myke Bartlett was very flattering: “As host, Green is engaging and charismatic. It isn’t hard to imagine him crossing to a commercial network.”

    Well shucks.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    That’s at present the front-running quote for the hypothetical flyer for my non-existent Comedy Festival stand-up show.