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  • If only it was still profitable…

    Hey there,

    Well as promised in my previous blog entry, Jemima and I did indeed venture once more to Glenelg to take advantage of the free session of Gone with the Wind on the final day of screening at Glenelg Cinema. It’s a sad day. Not least because I put my resume in there about 6 months ago and they stringed me along for 5 months telling me they were hiring soon… hehe, how ironic, seeing as though I just got a job at the Palace Nova cinema… Glenelg would have been a great place to work though. I’ve been wanting to work there for a long time. Pretty much ever since my good friend Tim Wray started working there back in 2003. I remember one occasion seeing him at the candy bar. I asked if he could give discounts. He very professionally said “no” before smashing a choc-top ice-cream onto the counter and selling me the defective product at a massive discount. And he told me it was such a great place to work; great pay and not that much work to do. That’s the problem with great work places: if there’s not much work to do it means business isn’t going to well, and inevitably you’ll probably lose your jobs when the place closes down, just like me at GameTraders Mitcham. No one ever came into that shop! Here’s a close-up of my head…

    But I have so many memories from the Glenelg Cinema. Heck, I’ve been going there as long as I can remember. Before Greater Union Marion opened in 1997, if we wanted to see a movie it was generally either Glenelg or Noarlunga. There were cinemas in the city too, but we generally kept to the suburban ones. My earliest memory at Glenelg was in 1994. My grandma, who at the time was living in West Lakes, took my sister Alice and I to see The Little Rascals. However it was sold out, so we sat in the adjacent mall (now demolished) trying to work out what to do. We eventually decided to see The Mask, starring a little known Jim Carey. I had a great time! And to this day I have never seen The Little Rascals.

    Another good memory was from one of the last days of Year 10 in 2002. For some reason, the Year 10 co-ordinator thought we were all mature enough to go see Molokai, a movie about a priest going to a leper colony in the mid-1800s. Boy was he wrong. Kids were yelling and laughing and throwing popcorn and shining laser pointers on the screen and at the back of teachers’ heads. And that was probably the last time I ever bought a tin of Kool Mints. You can’t get them in tins any more. Real shame. Oh there used to be this brand of potato chips as well that they don’t make any more. I forget their name. They were similar to Kettle Chips. Very oily and irregularly shaped. Fantastic. I think I’m starting to sound old?

    Something else I remember about Glenelg for no reason other than I have a great memory… I saw all 3 of the Mummy movies there. The first one in 1999 with my then friend Robert Elkson, the 2nd in 2001 with my then friend Craig Markham, and then the 3rd in 2008 with my then (and now) girlfriend Jemima. And it was with her that I saw the 2nd to last ever screening; the 1939 classic Gone with the Wind. We were the youngest people there by about 4 generations. And everybody gasped and applauded when Clark Gable uttered that famous line, the line you sit through the proceeding 4 hours to see, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” A fitting phrase also for the profit-driven go-go world of commercialism, in regard to the Glenelg Cinema. Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love making money. I just wish they would replace the Glenelg cinema with a newer, better cinema, instead of just tearing it down and turning it into some boutique shops and a multi-storey car park. Oh well, we’ll always have the memories…

    Kind regards,
    Cinema’s David M. Green
    Probably ate too much popcorn…

  • Farewell Little Lisa!

    Greet,

    Well, like Peter Gabriel before her, Lisa Pellegrino has hit the big time, having landed a breakfast radio job with MixFM in Darwin! So obviously this would require her to leave us all behind in Adelaide to move onwards and upwards, corporately, socially and geographically to bigger and better things. I’ll certainly miss her, not just because of her loveliness, but damn… I don’t know what I’m going to do without a brilliant female voice to use in my radio sketches…

    Here’s just a few of the clips up here at davidmgreen.com where the exceptionally talented vocal stylings of Little Lisa can be heard…

    Good times at Radio Adelaide 101.5FM… So from all of us here at davidmgreen.com, which is… really just myself… may I wish Lisa the very best of luck on her Northern Territorian breakfast radio adventure! To quote that evil guy in Star Wars: We’ll be watching your career with great interest…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    DJ (The J is for Jedi)

  • Fresh Page for Fresh Sketches

    Hey, hi and hello,

    David M. Green here (me), officially letting you know that I, like Al Gore before me, have created the Internet, or at least a new page of it, dedicated purely to my appearances on the Fresh 92.7FM Tuesday Breakfast Show. So click right here to listen back to sketches and segments and such from myself as a guest on “Freshly Squeezed” with Jason Spreadbury and Katie Powell, including my appearance from this very morning. And to find out more about Fresh FM, the community station dedicated to the youth of Adelaide, you can also check out the official Fresh website. Alternatively if you would like to read a book, I recommend a library. The Library: Books aplenty.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (in the $2 white cardigan.)

  • Ride David M. Green’s New Wave Machine!

    Due to a mix up in the Radio Adelaide scheduling department, I have been forced to fill 60 minutes of dead air from 11pm-midnight tonight on Radio Adelaide 101.5FM… So tune in for “David M. Green’s New Wave Machine.” It’s an hour of obscure ’80s New Wave music interspaced with classic David M. Green sketches and me reminding you that you’re listening to my new wave machine. Here’s the track list (hint: click on the sketches to hear them. As for the music… tune in, download it, obtain it legitimately, whatever the kids who want New Wave music are doing these days):

    David M. Green-Bot
    The B-52s – Whammy Kiss
    Did You Know #2 – World War I
    The Cars – Magic
    Alphaville – The Jet Set
    KKKMart
    Gary Numan – Down in the Park
    Naked Eyes – Fortune and Fame
    Oingo Boingo – Weird Science
    Yazoo – Situation (U.S. 12″ Remix)
    Rock ‘n’ Roll Mom
    Level 42 – Something About You
    The Human League – Love Action (I Believe in Love)
    A Very Oakley Christmas
    Devo – Baby Doll (Swedish Version)
    Goldman Tasers
    Glen Frey – The Heat is On

    And hey, if you’re going to stay up til midnight, you might as well stay tuned for On The Yacht straight after. It’s a good show to fall asleep to.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    New Wave. It’s old school. Wet classrooms?

  • Fresh Material

    Top of the morning to you!

    David M. Green here again (this is my site, after all. I think I’m entitled to be here… Yeah, I know I’m not wearing an ID tag… Well they haven’t given me one yet. What’s it to you?). Just letting you know via the medium of blog that I was a guest on Fresh 92.7FM’s “Freshly Squeezed” breakfast show this morning with Jason Spreadbury (love that name! “David M. Green” …and “Spreadbury” is also good).

    So I got up extremely early just to broadcast some “fresh” sketches to people like you. By the way, you can hear the safari-themed sketches I’m referring to right here.

    Apparently this is going to be a regular thing, so tune in every Tuesday morning around 8:10AM to Fresh 92.7FM if you’re in the Adelaide metro area (or listen online if you’re anywhere else) to hear some original David M. Green sketch-based audio comedy!

    I’ll most likely make a “Fresh Page” here at davidmgreen.com, like I’ve done with my other radio shows, so you’ll be able to listen to clips ‘n’ things. But hey, when that happens, you’ll be the first to know… you know… after me of course. But, surely that’s a given, right?

    EDIT: As promised, the link to my Fresh 92.7FM Page.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Freshest of the Fresh