I was a guest on a special “tonight show edition” of C31 Melbourne & Geelong’s premiere motorsport show “In Pit Lane” the other week. So special in fact, I don’t believe it’s even aired on television yet. But it is on YouTube:
No motorsport was discussed. But I did talk a little 31 Questions before an invisible and non-existent studio audience with host Brett Ramsey, who had an uncanny knowledge of my other career highlights. Even an article I wrote for Mamamia got a mention (I’ve since removed that from my bio).
Also on the show, fellow RMITV-er Tony Avard chats about his new webseries “Follies of Youth” and music from Melbourne band Animal Hands.
But for me, the highlight of the show by far was Phil, the Hank Kingsley-esque announcer. I could have watched him announce things all night. Just brilliant.
Oh and by the way, I’ve since discovered 31 Questions Season 3 debuts 8.30PM Saturday 7 June 2014 on C31 Melbourne & Geelong. Set your VCRs to “stunned that you’d still be using a VCR”.
I’ve just come out the other side of the busiest 3 months of my life. Hence the void of blog.
So let me fill you in (not sexually)…
Season 3 of Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell wrapped up a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time writing for the show and it was an incredible experience to work with some very talented people, the best of the best, and who until now I’d only known as some names in the credits of TV shows I used to watch when I was 16-years-old.
Several of my scripts made it to air. “Bum Tree” was my favourite. That was my first desk piece and sitting in the studio audience watching that unfold was, and I don’t use this word very often, awesome.
I also feel I’m a better writer than I was three months ago. Previously I’ve tended to avoid topical comedy due to the usual very long gap between recording and broadcasting whatever it is that I’m creating. But working on Mad As Hell put some of my RMIT journalism skills to practical use, and more than anything taught me to respect “the joke”.
Every script needs jokes. That seems obvious, but often I can write what I think is a joke, only to look at it a little more closely after lunch and realise that it’s not actually a joke at all. Comedy scripts need jokes. Only the jokes in a script make an audience laugh. And after all, that’s the whole purpose of comedy. So my personal bar is now set a little higher.
In addition to writing for the show, I also fulfilled another childhood dream and appeared in a sketch. See if you can spot me in the closing song on the season finale. And by the way, I couldn’t have chosen a better song (and I can assure you, it wasn’t me!)…
Meanwhile, while all that “madness” was going on, I was also making my own show. You know that other show I do? I’m sure I’ve mentioned it here before… Anyway, it’s called “31 Questions”. And Season 3 of THAT show wrapped up production last week too.
Jeeze, 3 seasons? Who’d have thought, aye? AYE!?!
It’s gone from an idea for a pilot in mid-2010, which was approved, then rejected, then cancelled, to a 6-month battle with RMITV to make a second pilot, which was finally approved, then to waiting around for 9 months while some managerial politics played out, after which we were finally given the green light for a season in 2012.
The goal of the first season was to make a game show that was funny. For no money. I didn’t spent much time worrying about the technical aspects of the show, so long as they fulfilled the bare basic practical requirements. I wanted things to be as simple as possible. Need a scoreboard? A whiteboard will do. It works.
When I look back at Season 1 now, it looks like a skeleton. Hey, don’t get me wrong. Skeletons are funny. They have a certain boney charm. But it is what it is: community television. With all the splendor of a person with no skin.
Then we met Hugh Johnson. He told us we should make a second season, work on the “game” side of the show, develop our “characters” and tailor the comedy around the boundaries of “the game show”. So we did. Again, for no money. And season 2 in 2013 was a step in the right direction. We applied many lessons from the first season. The DMG, Anthony and Sophie characters were more refined. More thought was put into the questions and selecting the contestants. We shot more material than we needed so we could edit out the stuff that didn’t work so well.
But with a more complex production, combined with less time in the studio, we got caught out too many times with lighting and audio issues, and running out of time and having to make do with a rushed job. It was good. But it wasn’t good enough. Imagine a skeleton with some rotting flesh hanging off it. Funny? Yes. Entertaining? Sure. But would the other TV stations invite it to their swanky skin parties? I doubt it.
So we went back to Hugh. He told us we needed to make a third season. And REALLY do it right. He even offered to be series producer. This was the big one. No holding back. Season 3 would be about making sure every single aspect of this program was the absolute BEST it can be.
And by Jove, I think we’ve done it. A skeleton with a system of mighty organs, with flesh and clothes and everything.
It takes a team of people to make a television show. But it takes a GREAT team of skeletons with functioning digestive and respiratory systems to make a GREAT television show. And 31 Questions Season 3 had, without a doubt, the best symbiont skeleton people crew we’ve ever had. And probably the best in Australian community television.
There are some real stars in that photo and I reckon I’ll still be working with quite a few of them many years from now.
It was also incredible to have Joe Murray on board as the senior director. He directed “The Late Show” on the ABC back in the early 90s, among a plethora of other shows. The wisdom and experience he brought to Season 3 has been a godsend and it was a real honour to work with him.
So we’re now well into post-production. Expect 31 Questions to return to your screens of varying sizes sometime in June. I’ll get back to you when I have specific dates and times and cities.
I am completely biased, of course, but we’ve got 8 GREAT episodes coming up. There’s something like 15 new segments, plus the old favourites, interesting trivia and fun facts, cool contestants, a swathe of gags and a few more surprises. It’s not just a great “community” television show. It’s a great television show.
We haven’t even finished editing yet, but we’ve already had one glowing review. Prolific comedy blogger Katherine Phelps was in the studio audience for our Season 3 finale. Read her thoughts here.
But aside from basking in the laughter and the applause, maybe the most satisfying moment came the other week when 31 Questions was labelled “a flagship show” in an official email from RMITV – the same organisation that said in February 2011 that 31 Questions was “not viable for RMITV”.
So what have I learned from all this?
1. A mistake is only a bad thing if you don’t learn from it.
2. Consistent competence leads to greatness, and
3. People are attracted to success.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
Next stop Adelaide, I think.
With 31 Questions Season 3, writing for Mad As Hell and panelling the footy for Crocmedia, I’ll be a media machine for the next couple of months. Let me give you the low down…
31 Questions Season 3 starts taping from February 27, and will tape a new episode every Thursday night until April 17. If you’re in Melbourne, or want to drop in, I’d love to see you in the studio audience. There’s been bigger demand this season, so we’ve actually got TICKETS now! So get your FREE ticket(s) by emailing: 31qaudience@gmail.com
In addition to the free laffs, there’ll also be fabulous merchandise available for low, low, crazily low prices.
And if you’re coming all the way to Melbourne to see a taping of 31 Questions, you may as well come to an episode of Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell. You just might see me lurking in the halls. Studio audience details available here.
“Italian-style hand gesture where the fingers explode forth from the mouth”
But if comedy isn’t your thing, I’m not sure why you’re on my website. But as the AFL season approaches, and eventually gets here, you’ll be able to listen in to Crocmedia’s “AFL Live” on radio stations around Australia, as well as online via the AFL website and iPhone app. The inside scoop is Rex Hunt will be returning. And who knows what else? I’m thrilled to be back at the panel for my third year!
And in other news, Too Easy (that webseries I sometimes do with Alex Williamson) has been selected to screen at the 2014 LA WebFest in Los Angeles! Check it out:
Fern leaves and everything!
So if you’re in LA between March 26-30, drop by the Radisson LAX Hotel and tell ’em I sent you. Or just pretend to be me. Unfortunately, I can’t be there because I’m a media machine. Kind like this:
If you haven’t already, form some sort of connection with me on Facebook and Twitter. I’ll probably be hangin’ round those parts of the Internet with everything going on over the next couple of months.
Merry Christmas from me and the team from 31 Questions: The TV game show of that name. Please view the appropriate Christmas message:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3v23l8BkG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72Nkx6Tq94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dQCGkMsTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=371W84T_tYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuoz0oKX-nQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6VdemGVKoI
If you live somewhere other than Melbourne, Adelaide, Brisbane, Perth, Sydney or New Zealand, just try to imagine your favourite message without any geographic references.
The 31 Questions Season 3 Crowdfunding Campaign is over! Well actually, it was over 7PM last night. I would have posted about this sooner but I only just got up. Was out pretty late last night (Racked up a huge bar tab! Just over 3 grand, from memory…). And thanks to our 69 crowdfunders across 7 countries and a favourable exchange rate, we raised an astonishing AUD$3,262!
Special thanks are in order for the following fabulous Indiegogo individuals:
Julian Jones (Melbourne, VIC)
Kimberley Seeto (Bankstown, NSW)
Nick Gates (Cambridge, UK)
Ellen McCutchan (Mitcham, VIC)
John Whitaker (Brunswick, VIC)
Luke Fincher (Brisbane, QLD)
Daniel Braid (Melbourne, VIC)
James Sablinskis (Wantirna, VIC)
Ryan Vickers (Newmarket, ON, Canada)
Ben Hayes (Warrenville, IL, USA)
Aaron Hayes (Warrenville, IL, USA)
Blazenka Brysha (Mount Eliza, VIC)
Sean Campbell (Doonside, NSW)
Elliott Klein (Elwood, VIC)
Robert Newbury (Stawell, VIC)
Rhys Barnard (Davoren Park, SA)
Hugh Macdonald (Cheltenham, VIC)
Pam “Drunk Mum” McCutchan
David Dower (North Perth, WA)
Tony Lee (Glen Waverley, VIC)
Matthew J. Smith (Somerton Park, SA)
Daniel Picton (Hemel Hempstead, UK)
Matt Meiklejohn (Miranda, NSW)
Alison Richards (Melton South, VIC)
Sam Hodkin (Manchester, UK)
Emma Raverty (Beaumaris, VIC)
Michael Doyle (Darley, VIC)
Mark Humphries (Crows Nest, NSW)
Rachel Delaney (New Plymouth, New Zealand)
Jessica May (Donvale, VIC)
Jason Hatcher (Kensington, VIC)
John Surace (Somerville, VIC)
Ruth Richards (Hoppers Crossing, VIC)
Anne-Marie Manolas (Murrumbeena VIC)
Patrick Bosher (Mitcham, VIC)
Kate McKenzie (Parkdale, VIC)
Faye Pettinella (Wantirna, VIC)
Scott Bryant (Brisbane, QLD)
Gerard Kotlowy (South Brighton, SA)
Ross Purdy (Mooroolbark VIC)
James Gormley (Melbourne, VIC)
Andrew Sullivan (Halifax, UK)
Kellie Elson (Grange, SA)
Zarya Volya (Brunswick, VIC)
Chris Legg (Joondalup, WA)
Samantha Moline (Mount Lawley, WA)
Adrien Buso (Besançon, France)
Casey O’Brien (South Yarra, VIC)
The Ultimo Bachelor Pad (Ultimo, NSW)
Karen Dennerley (Docklands, VIC)
Kristen Rogers (Hazelwood Park, SA)
Zoe Dekker (Croydon, NSW)
Justin Dalaya (Port Adelaide, SA)
@TravisButler (Hurstbridge, VIC)
Shane Dunlop (Brunswick, VIC)
Josh Mahoney (Melbourne, VIC)
Rudi Martin (Chermside West, QLD)
The Swedish 31 Questions Fan Club (Lund, Sweden)
Max Pfitzner (Warrandyte South, VIC)
Stephen Coote (Queanbeyan West, NSW)
Paul Mavroudis (Altona North, VIC)
Craig Faulkner (Semaphore Park, SA)
Hayden Faulkner (Semaphore Park, SA)
Sky Ingledew (Reservoir, VIC), and
Daniel Guglielmin (Ottoway, SA)
And specials thanks also to anyone who made an anonymous donation, shared the link, liked a status, subscribed on YouTube, sent a tweet or did some other intangible task that’s assisting us in making 31 Questions. I couldn’t make this TV game show without you.
Here’s the final arrangement of the 31 Questions Season 3 Crowdfunder Map. Welcome to the club, France, Sweden and New Zealand:
Just for a comparison, we raised US$1,846 on our last campaign, which was something like AUD$1,700 (exchange rate wasn’t on our side). And this is where our 72 Season TWO crowdfunders were:
It really is The People’s Game Show. Having said that, there are people in Africa, South America and Asia too. Probably. You certainly wouldn’t know if by looking at these maps.