David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Category: TV

  • 31 Questions Ep #07: Anti-drug special

    How on Earth could this television show make so many drug references and still get away with a PG rating?

    Think of the children!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    No one hides from David M. Green…

  • 31 Questions Ep #06

    31 Questions episode #6 has been put out to pasture on YouTube, where it shall remain until the end of time or until the YouTube supercomputer collapses in on itself under the pressure of excessive cat videos.

    In other news, we’ve now been approved by WestTV Perth, TVS Sydney, 31 Digital Brisbane AND 44 Adelaide to be re-broadcast on their local stations!

    So if YouTube’s not your thing and you live in one of those metropolitan areas, stay tuned for your chance to watch 31 Questions from the comfort of your armchair, just like us fancy folks in Melbourne & Geelong.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    31 Questions: Proudly brought to you by NO SPONSOR.

  • 31 Questions Ep #05

    Last Saturday I drove up to scenic Warranwood in Melbourne’s outer east to join my good friend Dean Watson in front of his humungous TV to watch episode #5 of 31 Questions.

    His TV is literally like 8 of my TVs. My TV is very small.

    I also met his goat.

    In the world of legitimate TV game shows, last week SBS announced that “Letters and Numbers” will not be returning. Instead it will be replaced by the British version of the show: “Countdown”.

    This is a shame. But at the same time, it did make our parody segment “Letters and Letters” considerably more topical. Complete blind luck, considering we taped the episode back in April. That question about The Wiggles didn’t date quite as well, however.

    And spoiler alert, congratulations to Naomi, this week’s glorious champion! You can read her first hand account of her time on 31 Questions on her blog. Fascinating stuff, which I had no idea of at the time we taped the show.

    I’m very pleased with how 31 Questions has been received so far. Thank you for all the kind tweets and Facebook page comments. The response has literally been nothing but positive.

    By the way, I don’t believe I’ve shared the link to our fabulous review from Australian Tumbleweeds: “Australia’s most opinionated blog about comedy”. I don’t know who that guy is, but he’s an exceptionally harsh critic. Basically, if it doesn’t have Shaun Micallef or Tony Martin in it, he hates it. So to have such a positive review is quite the honour.

    He actually reviewed our pilot episode, which in my opinion is probably the worst one. And to be honest, I reckon episode #5 is the second worst. But I can now say every episode from now on is a good one.

    In other news, I’m managing to white-ant my into other RMITV shows:

    Next stop, a little bit o’ good ole fashioned PR.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    You know, if you remove the “e” and “l” from “Public relations”, you’re left with “Pubic rations”.

  • 31 Questions Ep #04 with TV’s Pete Smith!

    Best ep yet.

    But of course, I would say that wouldn’t I?

    Thanks for the Twitter love, folks!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Pete Smith = Pure class.

  • How to attract an audience

    Hi, I’m TV’s David M. Green – Host of the hilariously rating low budget TV game show “31 Questions”, Saturday nights 10PM on Channel 31 Melbourne & Geelong.

    Are you a comedian, musician, ventriloquist or some other type of performer?

    Putting on a show?

    Need an audience?

    Then watch this video for a few helpful hints on how to promote your gig and boost your audience numbers…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANMvQADAE8k&feature=plcp

    I can only assume you now feel better about yourself.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Waster of other people’s time.