David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Category: The Punch

It’s high time James Bond came to Australia

Skyfall is out now (not in Australia)!

I’m a big Bond fan.

Favourite Bond film = GoldenEye.

Favourite Bond actor = Roger Moore.

I’ll watch a Bond film no matter where it’s set. But I reckon it’s about time 007 visited Australia. I should write something on this exact topic… oh wait, I already did!

Ha-ha-have a look at this thing I wrote for The Punch: Bond should go down under, and I ain’t talking about ladies.

All my good gags are over there.

Kind regards,
David M. Green
Actually, I was talking about the ladies.

November 10, 2012
Punch The Drum to summon David M. Green

Greetings!

I was all over the Internet last week, making my debut on two of Australia’s most read opinion blogs.

Earlier in the week I made a stand against Australian five cent coins on The Punch.

And on Wednesday, an event rarer than a total solar eclipse (and that took a while for me to work out, so I hope you appreciate that fun fact) inspired me to write a piece for The Drum on conscience votes in Australian federal politics.

Click the links above to read my articles on those respective websites.

Kind regards,
David M. Green
The Internet. It’s the way of the… present.

September 25, 2012