Category: YouTube

  • Two suits, two cameras and a garage

    Hello there!

    This was an odd spur of the moment project championed by fellow RMIT journalism student, TV’s Lachlan Cowlishaw: “Hey, let’s set up a talk show set in my garage and just goof around!” I agreed on one condition: that we’d include cameras in that equation. A sensible decision.

    So that’s the gist of it. Lachlan dressed his garage with a sheet, a couple of deck chairs and a set of bed-side table drawers as a desk. And last Wednesday I caught the 207 bus out to Doncaster in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs, wearing my only suit. I arrived at Lachlan’s house, we spent maybe 15 minutes jotting down some ideas. Came up with the name of the show and character names on the day, set the cameras rolling and just ad-libbed for an hour.

    I play host Gerald Field-Mann, a failed has-been TV personality, which in all respects is essentially who I am anyway. Lachlan plays Kevin Callahan: producer, sidekick and garage owner. We also take turns playing other guest characters too.

    Probably the most basic TV show set-up in history. No crew. No lighting. No white balance. No camera operators. No script. Just the two of us making it up as we go along. It was a lot of fun and I think you can see that coming through when you watch the clips.

    We’ve uploaded the first clip to a new YouTube account. Feel free to subscribe.

    Lachlan is handling the editing, and more segments will be going online soon. This really was his idea. I’m just along for the ride. Although, this may end up being our “Televisionman” project. Organising to make a REAL television show is pretty tedious. At least this way we’re in control and can do whatever we want.

    So please enjoy the first of many TANGS segments: What’s ticking off Matthew Newton?

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Is bad comedy the new good comedy?

  • Pull up a chair!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lbvWvtaP14

    Hello!

    David M. Green here (who else? It’s my freaking website…). You may recall back in December I mentioned meeting up with Radio’s Sam Mac and Alex “Shooter” Williamson to film a musical-chairs-themed sketch? You don’t. Okay. Well, completely ignoring you and continuing on, finally, it’s hot off the editing room floor (I warned them against the hot coals but you know what artists are like…) and on the Internet for all to see!

    I’m quite proud of this one, and it was a lot of fun to film. Thanks very much again to Mr Mac for gracing us with his presence and thanks to Shooter for an excellent editing job. And thanks to the Battista family for hanging onto that musical chairs footage for the last 17 years! (Yes! That’s REAL footage of me from 1993!)

    Anyway, if you haven’t seen it already, check it out. It’s 3 minutes and 50 seconds you won’t get back!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Actually, that’s true – I don’t live there any more.

  • Video Game Doctor Sketch

    Hey folk… well, here it is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idsuZXwTRm4

    And there is was (above). My latest straight-to-YouTube sketch visualisation; the so-called “Video Game Doctor Sketch,” in which Mario, played by Nick Godfrey, goes to see Dr Eggman Robotnik MD (me) and discovers that a quarter of a century of his hectic “super” lifestyle has finally caught up with him… Did you pick all the Nintendo and Sega references?

    Special thanks must go to Chandlers Hill Surgery in Happy Valley, for allowing us to film there and to use all their medical equipment (the x-ray monitor, stethoscope, the prescription drugs to keep us alert and focused). I also must apologise for the aspect ratio. I do have a full 16:9 widescreen version, but I for the life of me couldn’t take advantage of the new “widescreen” YouTube because it kept stretching it out of shape, so I hope the letterboxed version doesn’t throw too many die-hard Nintendo fans into a rage of nerd obscenities…

    I must say I love making these sketches. It’s always a really fun afternoon of filming and evening of editing, plus it lets me live up to my status of self-proclaimed “sketch comedian.” So thanks again to Nick Godfrey, Matthew “Smiddy” Smith, Voice-Over’s Tim Wray and Lizzie for using her genuine receptionist skills on camera, and also for taking these photos:

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Nintendo Child & Friend of Sega Children

  • Never Gonna Give YouTube Up

    [youtube]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVOZQVCBCs[/youtube]

    Hey to you, you YouTubers you,

    David M. Green here. And slightly above here is my latest audio-visual sketch; a song parodying blue-eyed soulster Rick Astley’s 1987 hit, “Never Gonna Give You Up.” My version however, is all about the video sharing website, YouTube, and its title is a no-brainer. I must admit though, I don’t do too many song parodies, the primary reason being that I am a terrible singer. I prefer my straight sketch comedy and leave the music to the professionals… maybe ‘sprechgesang’ at most… Ah Fred Schneider, how I wish I could speak words like you…

    But anyway, it was all I could do to stay in time with this song, which I didn’t, and tone? Oh man, I’m all over the place… I can’t tell you where I am but I know it’s not where I should be. But then I thought hey hang on… no it’s ok… it’s satirical! Yeah… that’s it… It’s a satire on all those people on YouTube without talent, but who still upload videos of themselves singing in the shower. Or at least, I’m certainly hoping it’s satirical… and it’s just a coincidence I also can’t sing myself. Although I recall from memory I didn’t do a bad job on my last song parody back in 2006: “The Dave Chappelle Corby Rap.” But of course, I suppose I didn’t put that one online for a reason…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Never gonna give YouTube up, even if they did remove my “KKKmart” video… Bastards…