Hilarious Spam!

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We all hate spam. Well, I assume we all do. I certainly do. But hey, maybe you love it. But if you’re like me, which I assume you are, although I’ve been known to be wrong, and hence I’m no better than you… annoying… right, the spam. My website receives about 20 spam blog comments a day. Most of them are a jumble of links and random characters, sometimes not even able to be displayed, and hence it’s just a string of those little rectangles. But some of them are just completely random comments that have no connection at all to anything I mentioned in any blog, ever. For your enjoyment, here are some of my favourite random spam comments:

On Blog Entry – Ed Fella!?! Oh hang on… Michael Jackson!?!

Submitted on 2009/09/27 at 9:14pm by yapapanyatt
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Submitted on 2009/10/01 at 6:34am by BlopayGlypelp
Hey! Genealogical humor! Thanks, Internet!

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Submitted on 2009/11/02 at 7:11am by BlopayGlypelp
I’m in love with you, my Adonis.

On Blog Entry – Insane about Mad Men (the show. I’m straight.)

Submitted on 2009/09/29 at 12:44am by yourbig.ru
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Submitted on 2009/09/30 at 8:00pm by ownbig.ru
I think what they did to you was unfair and poor customer service

On Blog Entry – Stand-up Trip to Lol-Ville. Population: Hilarity.

Submitted on 2009/10/22 at 8:32pm by noemijed
I have a joke for you =) Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

Submitted on 2009/10/27 at 1:06am by carolzun
I have a joke for you =) Did you hear about the bandit that held up a Chinese restaurant? Half an hour later he was broke.

Submitted on 2009/10/29 at 2:08am by mireillelig
I have read a good joke in internet What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

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Kind regards,
David M. Green
Hehehe… priapism…

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6 responses to “Hilarious Spam!”

  1. Spam Mac Avatar

    Hi David,

    I agree with ownbig.ru

    It WAS unfair, and it WAS poor customer service. What sort of society are we living in? That was supposed to be rhetorical, don’t you get it? As was that.

    kind regards,
    Spam Mac.

  2. David M. Green Avatar
    David M. Green

    Curse you Spam Mac! First the radio, then community TV, now the Internet!?! Is there any way we can escape your spiced ham of white noise?!?

    Na, you’re okay.

  3. Adam Wozniak Avatar

    Are you using WordPress for your blog? If so, there are some great plug-ins you can use to limit the spam you’re getting.

  4. David M. Green Avatar
    David M. Green

    What!?! And miss out on reading “hilarious” spam-generated comments such as:

    Submitted on 2009/11/02 at 4:29pm by tamikuk
    I have a nice joke for you people! Frankenstein: What is it like to be in a bottle for 5,000 years? Genie: It’s a JARRING experience.

    Submitted on 2009/11/05 at 1:36am by John
    Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

    Submitted on 2009/11/07 at 1:57am by cecilasep
    I have read a good joke in internet If a pencil and a piece of paper had a race, which would win? The pencil. (The paper would remain stationary)

    NB: Is the pencil also not stationary?

    Submitted on 2009/11/06 at 2:00pm by hotspot shield
    It’s interesting to find how challenging the content side is for some

    Submitted on 2009/11/07 at 5:22pm by denitasel
    A JOKE! ) Where does all the pepper go? No one nose.

    Just… awful…

  5. Nursing's Tim Wray Avatar

    I want that Spam suit!

  6. David M. Green Avatar
    David M. Green

    Well Tim today’s your lucky day! As YOU could be the proud new owner of this fabulous Spam Suit… All you have to do is send 10,000 random letters, numbers and characters to every home in your suburb and randomly dial 117 telephone numbers for absolutely no reason! Then, after depositing a small amount* of money into our secure Cayman Islands bank account, you’ll receive your genuine** Spam Suit within 1-52 weeks!

    *$17,000
    **Not genuine

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