If there’s one photo which sums up my recent move into my first apartment, this is it:
*Landlord note, the poster is not actually on the wall.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
Hawthorn’s newest resident
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Home? This must be the place.
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From the ashes of MTR
The dream is over.
When I applied for my 76th job for the year in May 2011 – a “talent bank” advert for Melbourne Talk Radio – I had little hope it would turn into anything more than an unread email, and no idea it would actually turn into a full time position as the panel-operator & audio producer for The Steve Vizard Show, plus the guy who manages the station’s social media accounts and podcasts.
And that’s what I’ve been doing for the last 6 months. It’s essentially been my life.
Since moving from casual weekends to The Steve Vizard Show at the start of October, I never missed a shift. I panelled a total of #99 3-hour live talk radio shows and racked up 505 hours on the buttons.
I can panel that show in my sleep.
Working at MTR has been the most incredible experience of my life. And I don’t say that lightly.
Hey, I would have been content if all I got out of this job was my first ever dedicated office phone line…
I could finally put something in the (W) section of a standard application form!
But MTR was obviously so much more to me than that.
The people I had the great pleasure to work with every single day are some of the most talented and hard-working individuals I’ve ever met. In any industry.
But it broke our hearts on Friday when the talk station went into administration and shut down, switching back over to easy listening.
It’s a loss for Melbourne. It’s a loss for the Australian media landscape.
Speaking now as an employee of no radio station, I can say without bias that the Melbourne radio market is easily big enough to support a second commercial talkback station. Just look at Sydney. And in terms of advertising dollars, Sydney has the smaller market.
Talk is the future of radio. The future of music is the mp3 player.
It can be done. It should be done. And I predict that eventually, someone with vision will come along and give 3AW a proper run for their vast piles of money.
Other commentators will postulate why MTR failed. And there are many theories. But let me just say, we all had a hell of a good time. Towards the end, it was essentially 15 people running an entire Melbourne radio station!
As Steve Price told us at a farewell dinner on Monday, it was a two-year long party. And I’m glad I was along for the ride for 9 months.
For an accurate summary of the events that lead to MTR’s demise, see Michael Bodey’s article in The Australian.
In true comic style however, I chose to sign a 12-month lease on February 29 for an apartment in Hawthorn just 5 minutes from the former MTR studios in Richmond.
48 hours later, I lost my job.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!
Is it too much to ask for JUST A WEEK of convenience?!!?
I’m moving house on Saturday. So this really is the start of a new chapter in the life of DMG.
I’ve lived in this wonderful share house in Coburg for two years. Team Bell Street rescued me from the horrid squalor of three weeks in Altona. However, I feel it’s time to take the next step and get my own space.
As I’ve already made this decision, this puts me in a tricky position. I will need to find another job reasonably quickly, or risk the embarrassment of being bailed out by my Mother.
But that’s show biz, kid. Highest of highs. Lowest of lows.
One day you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next, you’re some schmoe working in a box factory.
Of course, if you’re reading this and thinking your box factory could use a little more David M. Green, by all means send me an email. We have the technology.
On the plus side, this does give me more time to dedicate to my upcoming TV game show 31 Questions. It would have been a slightly wasted opportunity, had I not been able to put 100% into what will be the largest creative project I’ve yet undertaken.
I will be on television later this year, with or without a job. Like some sort of radio phoenix, rising from the ashes of MTR.
I’ll leave you with a brief look at just a fraction of what I had the great privilege of doing at Melbourne Talk Radio these past 9 months. Enjoy.
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Kind regards,
David M. Green
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Subway: 10 years without cranberry sauce
As media consumers, we hear about some of the big issues: asylum seekers, the economy, climate change. But for too long, the mainstream media have been shunning society’s real problems. Why is there no cranberry sauce at Australian Subway restaurants?
This year marks one decade since cranberry sauce was unceremoniously removed from the popular sandwich restaurant’s sauce menu. How this is not front page news escapes me.
But for ten years, Subway has continued to serve turkey. How have they been getting away with this? What good is turkey without cranberry? It’s like a ying without a yang. Or Lady GaGa in her birthday suit.
Since 2002, I have been making a point to ask my Subway sandwich artist for cranberry sauce. I figured if I kept asking for it, eventually they would put it back on the menu. Sadly, not the case.
I called head office. I asked them why they chose to remove such a fine sauce from their repertoire. Apparently the removal of cranberry was to ensure all Subway restaurants in Australia had the same menu.
So why not have cranberry sauce at all of them? Why instigate conformity by limiting choice?
Their recommended condiment for a six inch turkey sub is now “honey mustard”. Honestly, why don’t I just eat out of a toilet?
I’ve tried to find a diplomatic solution. I even asked my local Subway restaurant if I could buy a jar of cranberry sauce and keep it behind the counter so I can use it at my discretion whenever I dine in.
They told me they would only agree to it if they could let other people use MY cranberry sauce. Firstly, they can buy their own damn sauce! And secondly, well wouldn’t that therefore prove there’s a demand for it?
In an act of desperation, on a couple of occasions I have actually brought my own cranberry sauce into Subway, with which management didn’t seem to have a problem. They had more of a problem with the knife that I also brought in to spread it. Turns out the practice of bringing knives into service stations is generally frowned upon.
I used to love Subway. But this whole cranberry sauce ordeal has put a sour, sauce-less taste on the whole dining experience. It’s very disappointing. Might I even say un-Australian?
If you walk into any independent Australian eatery that has sandwich-making facilities, you’ll probably be greeted by a good old Aussie battler with a wife beater singlet and a twinkle in their eye.
Sure, he might not have all his teeth and you might have to turn a blind eye to a few hygiene issues, but you can be damn certain they’ll have the option of cranberry sauce! But not Subway.
Eat fresh?
I’m not so sure.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
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C31 gives 31 Questions the green light!
That’s right!
After 18 months, two pilots and not much else, my game show 31 Questions has finally been given the green light by both RMITV Student Television AND Melbourne’s Channel 31.
We’re booked in to start shooting our 13-episode TV series starting mid-April for broadcast starting in June.
Due to the vast amount of time that’s passed since we started this project, understandably there’s been some attrition of cast and crew. So we’re looking to fill a few roles.
If you live in Melbourne and you’re interested in getting involved with the fabulous world of community television production, make sure you’re a member of RMITV Student Television. We’ll be sending out emails with more information soon.
And keep in touch with the show’s progress on Facebook and Twitter.
A big thanks to the several key people who have fought for us and helped us through this journey. You know who you are. This has been a dream of mine for many years and I’m absolutely thrilled that I’m now actually going to get a shot at it.
Kind regards,
TV’s David M. Green
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You write one mX article about online dating and suddenly you’re a guru…
Who does The Age turn to when they need someone to admit they’ve used an online dating mobile app? Because there were no bigger idiots available… me!
Click here for Jane Lee’s article: An app-etite for love, featuring a couple of quotes from me, or someone with my exact name and photo, I can’t really remember.
NB – I offer no useful advice.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
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