Sports! (Not the Huey Lewis kind)

Greetings!

This just to hand: I, David M. Green, will now be the “sports correspondent” on Channel 31 Melbourne’s “Newsline” on Tuesday May 17 2010 at 4pm. Anchoring that day will be the veritable Ben Hagemann and the actual Alicia Muling. So tune in to see RMIT student journalism in its purest televisual form.

Little known fact about myself: I actually played Australian Rules football for 3 years back in the mid to late 1990s. Some good times, like singing along to that Goldburn Valley sliced peaches commercial circa 1996 featuring the “Oarsome Foursome”… although it’s only incidental we were at football training at the time. And some bad times too, like the time I “accidentally” broke a bottle at the top of the Brighton Rugby Club stadium and watched in horror as broken glass bounced down most of the concrete steps, echoing around the entire ground and alerting security. True story.

Unfortunately there probably won’t be any badminton results to report; another one of my former sporting passions. Possibly some golf news though… Tune in.

But in all seriousness, it’s a proper news show. I will actually be reporting on the sporting news of the day in a professional manner.

Kind regards,
David M. Green
This is the only sporting-related photo of myself I could find at short notice:

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  1. francis drake Avatar
    francis drake

    I could not help but be moved by your blog about your upcoming role as sports correspondant.

    You have inspired me so much that I have decided to divorce my wife (she’s a cow), sell the house and use the proceeds to follow my dream and become a professional stamp collector.

    Thankyou David M Green,

    You truly are amazing

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