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  • VHS Revue 23 – Tomorrow Never Dies (2000)

    Highlights from a 2000 VHS tape of the 1997 Bond film “Tomorrow Never Dies”. Presented by David M. Green.

    Featuring:
    – Brosnan Bond awesomeness rankings
    – YouTube Mail
    – See Australia Tourism Ad featuring TV’s Ernie Dingo
    – LG Air Conditioner TVC with peeping toms
    – Sanitarium Weet-Bix TVC with dump truck of sugar
    – Blackmores Envital TVC with flatulent balloon
    – Pictionary TVC with DMG pencil fantasy sequence
    – Bond shootout
    – Constant flatulence outtakes

    Footage recorded from Channel Seven Adelaide, November 2000 and used here for review, parody and satirical purposes.

    Special thanks to Alexis Kotlowy, John Hnatowych and Hannah Green.

    VHS Revue Links:

    -DMG

  • Hilarious Spam!

    Hey Hey Hey!

    We all hate spam. Well, I assume we all do. I certainly do. But hey, maybe you love it. But if you’re like me, which I assume you are, although I’ve been known to be wrong, and hence I’m no better than you… annoying… right, the spam. My website receives about 20 spam blog comments a day. Most of them are a jumble of links and random characters, sometimes not even able to be displayed, and hence it’s just a string of those little rectangles. But some of them are just completely random comments that have no connection at all to anything I mentioned in any blog, ever. For your enjoyment, here are some of my favourite random spam comments:

    On Blog Entry – Ed Fella!?! Oh hang on… Michael Jackson!?!

    Submitted on 2009/09/27 at 9:14pm by yapapanyatt
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    Submitted on 2009/10/01 at 6:34am by BlopayGlypelp
    Hey! Genealogical humor! Thanks, Internet!

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    Submitted on 2009/11/02 at 7:11am by BlopayGlypelp
    I’m in love with you, my Adonis.

    On Blog Entry – Insane about Mad Men (the show. I’m straight.)

    Submitted on 2009/09/29 at 12:44am by yourbig.ru
    If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

    Submitted on 2009/09/30 at 8:00pm by ownbig.ru
    I think what they did to you was unfair and poor customer service

    On Blog Entry – Stand-up Trip to Lol-Ville. Population: Hilarity.

    Submitted on 2009/10/22 at 8:32pm by noemijed
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    Submitted on 2009/10/27 at 1:06am by carolzun
    I have a joke for you =) Did you hear about the bandit that held up a Chinese restaurant? Half an hour later he was broke.

    Submitted on 2009/10/29 at 2:08am by mireillelig
    I have read a good joke in internet What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

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    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Hehehe… priapism…