Tag: gag

  • VHS Revue 26 – The Spy Who Loved Me (2000)

    Highlights from a 2000 VHS tape of the 1977 Bond film “The Spy Who Loved Me”. Presented by David M. Green.

    Featuring:
    – Bond Brexit metaphor
    – Mitsubishi TVC featuring Bond gun barrel
    – State Library of South Australia TVC
    – Plasflo TVC featuring shit jingle
    – Pizza Haven Big Hawaiian Holiday TVC with Seinfeld tie-in
    – Plant Liquidators fire sale TVC
    – Mitsubishi “tick” TVC
    – Liquor Smart TVC (also with a “tick” gesture)
    – Natural Gas “Everybody Loves Gas” TVC
    – Unreal Ads & It Happened On Holiday Promo
    – Unreal TV Adults Only Promo
    – Motorola TVC featuring horny tortoise
    – Roger Moore cardboard cameo
    – STD gag outtakes

    Footage recorded from Channel Ten Adelaide, 2000 and used here for review, parody and satirical purposes.

    Special thanks to Alexis Kotlowy, John Hnatowych & Hannah Green.

    VHS Revue Links:

    -DMG

  • VHS Revue 15 – Coast to Coast (1989)

    Hey, it’s VHS Revue 15 – Coast to Coast (1989). See why Graham Kennedy really was Australia’s “King of Television”, as well as some weird ads for: Sandhurst Foods, Fab washing powder, the Suzuki Super Carry, Capt’n Snooze, plus a bizarre promo for “Sale of the Century” and some news snippets.

    Subscribe et al. Facebook, Twitter, YouTube (and thanks very much to all the lovely people on those sites who’ve shared the videos and said nice things over the last couple of weeks).

    – DMG

  • VHS Revue 14 – Neighbours (1989)

    VHS Revue Ep 14 is out and it’s fast food-themed for some reason, featuring commercials for: Food Plus, Mars, Ruffles and Smiths chips. Plus some of the big news stories from 1989 and a special guest appearance by TV’s Stephen Hall.

    Watch it and then go to these places and press all the buttons: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube.

    – DMG

  • About Time

    It appears TV’s Anthony McCormack has joined Richard Nixon and Adolf Hitler as some guy on the cover of a magazine.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    31 Questions season 2. It’s time.

  • The most expensive gag in community television history… Probably.

    Did someone say, “Gee, that 31 Questions is okay for a community TV show. But they could really use a once off $350 joke”?

    No? Well, I’m not surprised… But for argument’s sake, let’s assume you did!

    Last Thursday May 10 was our penultimate studio shoot and my good friend of 18 odd years, Gerard Kotlowy (also one of the 31 Questions writers) booked himself a flight from Adelaide to Melbourne to see his vision to appear on television and then be transformed into a cardboard cutout of himself come true.

    The only problem was… the cardboard cutout only arrived today.

    So we shot Gerard’s “live” bit last week and hopefully the magic of television will allow the 2nd half of our single most expensive gag to be immortalised on fabulous standard definition video tape during our final day in the studio tomorrow evening!

    The rest of the taping was a bit more rocky than in previous weeks. This was thanks mainly to competition with the news programme “Newsline” over RMITV resources such as the autocues, graphics machine and other things I don’t understand.

    Newsline goes live to air from 5.45PM to 6PM in the adjacent Studio B. So we had to keep it down during a time where we would otherwise be rehearsing and setting up for our shows.

    I’m all too familiar with Newsline, having completed a Graduate Diploma of Journalism (with Distinction, might I add) from RMIT University two years ago. A great course. I learned a lot and especially loved the television component.

    If memory serves, back then Newsline was 45 minutes. But these days it seems to only be 15 minutes. It might have something to do with my infamous gaff on the show back in ’10…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSojtnWJIf8

    Man, that was some bizarre television… Exactly what community TV should be 🙂

    Speaking of which, back to our show!

    Ahh Anthony, will you ever change that shirt? Or even just wash it once in a while, for Christ’s sake…

    We had a huge audience last week. And by “huge”, I mean like, 15 or so? Many thanks to the good folk who came down and joined in the triviality of the evening.

    It’s all getting to be a bit of a blur now. We’ve done 11 of these shows. I’ve forgotten 90% of the crap I’ve said. And as yet, I haven’t even watched any of the footage back.

    That’s not really how I’d like to do things in a perfect world, as I do find I’m able to self evaluate my performance much more effectively when I can see the video. I improve my sex life in much the same way.

    So this brings us to the FINAL studio shoot. We’re taping the last two episodes of our 13-episode season Thursday, 17 May 2012.

    We’ve got a lot to get done. As well as Eps 12 and 13, we also have to shoot four sketches and a bunch of pick-up shots; little things we missed or forgot to do in previous weeks.

    So come join the fun. It’s most likely your LAST EVER OPPORTUNITY to see me host a TV show. I mean, what moron would let me loose in a TV studio again? Someone who wanted to get fired.

    Hell, 31 Questions was officially cancelled by management in February last year! People have been trying to stop this show since the beginning.

    So this is it, my friends and foes. It’s now or never.

    So what are you waiting for!?!

    Be an extra special member of our exclusive studio audience. 7PM RMIT University. Studio A, Level 2, Building 12, near the corner of Swanston and Franklin Streets, Melbourne. Join the Facebook event here. Come one, come all!

    And feel free to join us cast and crew for a few drinks afterwards at an as yet undecided location.

    Hope to see you there.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Televisionman