Ahh… satire.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
PS. Apologies to my sister Hannah, who thought this was real and told all her friends that her brother is on the cover of upcoming edition of Frankie Magazine.

Next time your at your local newsagent, pick up a copy of the latest Australian Popular Science and turn to page 28 for my debut article on the history of Martian Rovers.
It’s probably the only science article that leaves open the possibility Transformers inhabit the Red Planet.
Kind regards,
David M. Green
Space dollars well spent.