Greetings,
As anyone who listened to the latest satirical radio show I was kinda involved with would know, and anyone who didn’t wouldn’t, but will soon… a staple segment of On The Yacht was a cross to Voice-Over’s Tim Wray, in the news room. And now, for no reason, here are 10 of his very fake and somewhat hilarious news breaks:
News Update #1 – Blood, Finance & Snow
News Update #2 – Sports, Ships & Celebrities
News Update #3 – Trials, Traffic & The Middle East
News Update #4 – Classifieds, Politics & Traffic
News Update #5 – Vienna, Telecommunications & Killer Campervans
News Update #6 – Pronunciation, Markets & RIP Brian Simmons
News Update #7 – Feminism, Adult Relaxation & Melbourne
News Update #8 – Fire, Obituaries & Nick Blue
News Update #9 – Weather Alert, A Fleeting Affair & Bad Traffic
News Update #10 – Lottery numbers, Child Abduction & Asbestos
And for the fanatical, you can learn how to make a bomb here, or if you’re just a fan of Tim Wray, there are a few little extra ‘breaking news’ sketches on the On The Yacht page. Enjoy. Or perhaps not. Up to you!
Kind regards,
David M. Green
Hmmm… news…
