People are idiots. Evidence as follows:

Fine coffee. Appalling punctuation.

Every week I see menus with shocking spelling. Now would be the time your usual bad-grammar-blogger would mock the “Chinglish” found at Asian restaurants, but hey, how about a little class?

Let’s make fun of Italians!

Spot the mistakes:

Assuming you ignore the capital letters, did you spot all of these:

These are printed menus, by the way… What a joke!

I was at a Williamstown ice-creamery recently. Take a gander at their Licorice Licks:

It’s the flavour that demands followers!

Now for some numerical idiocy:

That 8 looks a little top-heavy…

And finally, ha-ha-have a look at this sign:

Wait a minute… let’s have a closer look…

Yes, who could forget one of Melbourne’s favourite beach-side suburbs… Bondi.

WHAA!?!

Unless by “made” they mean “post-produced”, I’m pretty sure Bondi Vet is made in Sydney.

Maybe they mean the SIGN was made in Melbourne?

People, aye? No freaking idea.

Kind regards,
David M. Green
Sure, everyone makes mistakes, but JESUS!

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