Hey folks,
If you want to know how to waste Hollywood actor and comedian Steve Carell’s precious time, this is the blog entry for you! The following expert advice can help you achieve your goal of wasting the time of not only Steve Carell, but a veritable plethora of celebrities, actors, musicians, war veterans, elected officials and anyone else who works for a living, and who’s time equals money. Here’s what you need to do:
1. Arrange an interview or gain access to a press conference with celebrity, eg. Steve Carell.
2. Don’t see his/her new movie/song/policy, eg. The 40 Year Old Virgin.
3. Don’t prepare any relevant questions.
IT’S JUST THAT EASY! And now with the Internet, not only can you waste Steve Carell’s time, but thousands of suckers searching YouTube for entertainment. Here’s an example from avid celebrity time-waster and self, David M. Green:
Kind regards,
David M. Green
Go fourth and annoy!
