Author: David M. Green

  • Farewell Little Lisa!

    Greet,

    Well, like Peter Gabriel before her, Lisa Pellegrino has hit the big time, having landed a breakfast radio job with MixFM in Darwin! So obviously this would require her to leave us all behind in Adelaide to move onwards and upwards, corporately, socially and geographically to bigger and better things. I’ll certainly miss her, not just because of her loveliness, but damn… I don’t know what I’m going to do without a brilliant female voice to use in my radio sketches…

    Here’s just a few of the clips up here at davidmgreen.com where the exceptionally talented vocal stylings of Little Lisa can be heard…

    Good times at Radio Adelaide 101.5FM… So from all of us here at davidmgreen.com, which is… really just myself… may I wish Lisa the very best of luck on her Northern Territorian breakfast radio adventure! To quote that evil guy in Star Wars: We’ll be watching your career with great interest…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    DJ (The J is for Jedi)

  • Fresh Page for Fresh Sketches

    Hey, hi and hello,

    David M. Green here (me), officially letting you know that I, like Al Gore before me, have created the Internet, or at least a new page of it, dedicated purely to my appearances on the Fresh 92.7FM Tuesday Breakfast Show. So click right here to listen back to sketches and segments and such from myself as a guest on “Freshly Squeezed” with Jason Spreadbury and Katie Powell, including my appearance from this very morning. And to find out more about Fresh FM, the community station dedicated to the youth of Adelaide, you can also check out the official Fresh website. Alternatively if you would like to read a book, I recommend a library. The Library: Books aplenty.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (in the $2 white cardigan.)

  • Ride David M. Green’s New Wave Machine!

    Due to a mix up in the Radio Adelaide scheduling department, I have been forced to fill 60 minutes of dead air from 11pm-midnight tonight on Radio Adelaide 101.5FM… So tune in for “David M. Green’s New Wave Machine.” It’s an hour of obscure ’80s New Wave music interspaced with classic David M. Green sketches and me reminding you that you’re listening to my new wave machine. Here’s the track list (hint: click on the sketches to hear them. As for the music… tune in, download it, obtain it legitimately, whatever the kids who want New Wave music are doing these days):

    David M. Green-Bot
    The B-52s – Whammy Kiss
    Did You Know #2 – World War I
    The Cars – Magic
    Alphaville – The Jet Set
    KKKMart
    Gary Numan – Down in the Park
    Naked Eyes – Fortune and Fame
    Oingo Boingo – Weird Science
    Yazoo – Situation (U.S. 12″ Remix)
    Rock ‘n’ Roll Mom
    Level 42 – Something About You
    The Human League – Love Action (I Believe in Love)
    A Very Oakley Christmas
    Devo – Baby Doll (Swedish Version)
    Goldman Tasers
    Glen Frey – The Heat is On

    And hey, if you’re going to stay up til midnight, you might as well stay tuned for On The Yacht straight after. It’s a good show to fall asleep to.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    New Wave. It’s old school. Wet classrooms?

  • Fresh Material

    Top of the morning to you!

    David M. Green here again (this is my site, after all. I think I’m entitled to be here… Yeah, I know I’m not wearing an ID tag… Well they haven’t given me one yet. What’s it to you?). Just letting you know via the medium of blog that I was a guest on Fresh 92.7FM’s “Freshly Squeezed” breakfast show this morning with Jason Spreadbury (love that name! “David M. Green” …and “Spreadbury” is also good).

    So I got up extremely early just to broadcast some “fresh” sketches to people like you. By the way, you can hear the safari-themed sketches I’m referring to right here.

    Apparently this is going to be a regular thing, so tune in every Tuesday morning around 8:10AM to Fresh 92.7FM if you’re in the Adelaide metro area (or listen online if you’re anywhere else) to hear some original David M. Green sketch-based audio comedy!

    I’ll most likely make a “Fresh Page” here at davidmgreen.com, like I’ve done with my other radio shows, so you’ll be able to listen to clips ‘n’ things. But hey, when that happens, you’ll be the first to know… you know… after me of course. But, surely that’s a given, right?

    EDIT: As promised, the link to my Fresh 92.7FM Page.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Freshest of the Fresh

  • Richard Marsland’s Funeral

    Hi all,

    I’ve just returned from Richard Marsland’s funeral at St Ignatius Church in Norwood. The place was packed. I’ve never seen so many people at a funeral. Granted, I’ve only been to a few, and they were all for family members who died in old age. It was a very touching service. And nice to see that the priest officiating, Farther Lawrie Moate, actually knew the Marsland family. His words were personal, accurate and moving, as was everything that was said by all the speakers, I must say.

    I was there in the capacity of an acquaintance, a colleague and a fan. I didn’t know Richard that well. I would have liked to have known him more. But I realise I am more privileged than most to have recorded that interview with him, and then to meet him in person just that one time. For most of the last two weeks I’ve felt shock more than anything. I felt like crying, but I didn’t. But then today when I saw Richard’s coffin being carried into the church, with Tony Martin as one of his pallbearers, I just lost it, along with most of the people around me, and not in the good way. Curiously though, I always figured I’d want my enemies carrying my coffin; not my friends. Personally I hate heavy lifting…

    There was laughter too of course. Just hearing about Richard as a youth and about his comic escapades with friends, and the pranks he used to pull on his sisters, I couldn’t help but smile. Tony Martin stood up at the front and lent into the mic, before saying “Normally this is where Richard would be checking the levels,” before delivering a warm tribute to Richard, his comedy and his work ethic. Outside there was a station wagon set up with two people in T-shirts reading “Generic Radio Station,” giving out “icy cold cans of coke” (room temperature) and Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee. A nice touch!

    There’s not much else I can say that hasn’t already been said. It’s sad. I’m sad. I hope I can bring joy and laughter to as many people as Richard did. That’s going to be my new ultimate life goal… well, I already had that goal, but hey, I’ll add “do it for Richard Marsland” to my list of reasons.

    Thank you also to the many people who have emailed me, shared your stories, and posted in forums, thanking and complimenting me for making my interview with Richard available to everyone online. It’s been downloaded over 400 times in the last 2 weeks. Like I’ve said, it was an absolute pleasure and a privilege to have had the little contact I had with Richard Marsland. A truly remarkable guy.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green