David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Author: David M. Green

  • Fruitcup.org Has Arrived!

    Hello fellow supporters of the Internet!

    David M. Green here (clearly) proudly informing you that the Fruitcup website (www.fruitcup.org) is now officially 100% online! So to see for yourself the refreshingly hilarious Internet Sitcom all your invisible friends are talking about around the water cooler (and behind your backs), simply click on the link or manually re-type the URL (if you’re a REAL fan) into the address bar thing!

    Fruitcup follows two incompetent executives working at Fruitcup Enterprises: a company in receivership. The first two 10-minute episodes are now online and available to view for free (like everything else on the Internet!). Stay tuned/clicked/I don’t know because more episodes are in production. But until then, keep cupping that fruit… not sexually… uh…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Soaring High. Like the Pegasus.

  • The Amazing Adventures of Angina Man!

    William Clark is an ordinary man, no different to any other… But he’s a man with an incredible secret… for beneath his non-descript business suit lies a heart packed with cholesterol! And when crime is afoot, William Clark reveals his true nature… He becomes… ANGINA MAN!

    Click on the links below to hear the Amazing Adventures of Angina Man, as heard on Brain Damage:

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Angina is a serious condition (apparently)

  • SAFM’s New (Traditionalist) Panel Operator

    That’s right! I’m officially an employee of Adelaide’s #1 Hit Music Station: 107.1 SAFM! I believe this photo proves it…

    Although of course it’s not beyond me to photo-shop myself in front of a background covered in SAFM logos… I guess you’ll just have to take my word for it this time. So I, David M. Green, am now veritably “on the buttons” as SAFM’s newest, youngest and 2nd-most attractive panel operator. I’ve been inspired by the best… Richard Marsland… Sam Mac… uh… anyone know any other well-known panel operators?

    So anyway, tune in to SAFM weeknights from 6pm-7pm to hear The Kyle & Jackie O Hour of Power, and then from 7pm-10pm to hear The Hot 30. If you do, you just might hear me pressing the buttons, although not likely, because for that to happen the microphone would need to be turned on to hear the physical “pressing” of the button. But you can hear the effects of my button pushing, in the form of music, commercials and those sweeper things that say “SAFM.” Although I don’t work every weeknight, so it may in fact be one of the other panel operators… but what are you gonna do?

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (By the way, very much looking forward to seeing Devo live in Australia!)

  • KKKmart: “Where the customer is always white!”

    [youtube]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=nQwZXwQXvM4#GU5U2spHI_4[/youtube]

  • Adam’s Greatest Hits: Nautical Edition

    Remember Radio Adelaide’s most anticipated new show of summer 2007/08? That’s right, it could only be “Adam.” And now you can relive the waxing lyricals, the smooth midi jazz, the sea-faring adventures and the one and only “Adam” with “Adam’s Greatest Hits: Nautical Edition.” Click on the image above for a brief audio preview, and see the Pow-Wow page for the treasure trove that is, the complete “Adam” radio anthology…