David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Author: David M. Green

  • Showreel… or “Showreel Parody?” You Decide.

    Greetings TO you (emphasis on the delivery of the greeting, rather than on whoever you are… not that I don’t appreciate your gesture coming here and reading my blog. Kid, you’re alright.),

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4iOBEsO1jE

    Just above as you can clearly see (unless you don’t have flashplayer… or you’re blind, but then you couldn’t read this so I don’t know why I’m even preparing for that possibility) is an embedded YouTube video. And that particular video is my (David M. Green’s) showreel, demonstrating my TV-presenting and comic abilities. I made it last year through TV Pro-Global (they filmed it and edited it. I wrote and presented it). At times I can’t remember if I was making a proper showreel or a parody of one… hehe, man I’m funny though!

    So if you’re a TV executive or similar, feel free to let me host/present your programme/commercial/corporate function/political campaign rally/friend’s wedding. On the other hand… if you’re just a regular sap like me, try to imagine ME hosting a teen hype show… now that’s comedy!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    I’ll show you my showreel if you show me yours… your fishing reel would also be acceptable.

  • David M. Green’s Comedy Machine now on Internet Radio!

    Hi,

    David M. Green here. Please feel free to call me DMG for short. Ironic twist about that. I work at SAFM, which is owned by Austereo. One of SAFM’s rival radio stations is Nova, which is owned by the Daily Mirror Group (DMG for short), and since it’s probably frowned upon to mention the competition on air, I’ll probably never be able to point out this amusing ‘spot of irony,’ unless via the Internet of course, where everything goes… everything…

    Anyway, some great news if you’re a crazed fan of my comedy shows I did on community radio. No, there’s been no change in the cost of Prozac (fingers crossed). BUT… I CAN say the purpose of this blog is to inform YOU that you can now hear my old shows (The Green Room, Brain Damage & Pow-Wow) every Wednesday evening as they’re re-broadcast (syndicated… if you will) on Traxx Radio from sunny Brisbane, Australia!

    The 3 shows are being played in their glorious entirety under the name “David M. Green’s Comedy Machine” every Wednesday 7PM GMT+10 (so that’s 6:30PM in Adelaide), starting from Wednesday July 16th 2008. Just go to www.traxxradio.net to listen online and the laughter will live on… that sounded a little corny. Do we have anything better? …We don’t… ok. Denise could you also pick up my dry-cleaning? Thanks. Oh yeah, just finish that up for me. End dictation.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Internet Radio killed the… regular radio… star… who was already dead… thanks a lot video….

  • Sketch Comedian Confuses Seated Audience with Stand-Up

    Hey hey you you, who me? Yes you (Get into my car),

    Hello, David M. Green here. I did stand-up at a little comedy club in Adelaide called “The Rhino Room” last Wednesday. Here’s the video (apologies for the lighting, but nothing else)… Enjoy!

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdS-y2UP8uo[/youtube]

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (“I’m okay” is a registered trademark of Nick Godfrey)

  • Fruitcup.org Has Arrived!

    Hello fellow supporters of the Internet!

    David M. Green here (clearly) proudly informing you that the Fruitcup website (www.fruitcup.org) is now officially 100% online! So to see for yourself the refreshingly hilarious Internet Sitcom all your invisible friends are talking about around the water cooler (and behind your backs), simply click on the link or manually re-type the URL (if you’re a REAL fan) into the address bar thing!

    Fruitcup follows two incompetent executives working at Fruitcup Enterprises: a company in receivership. The first two 10-minute episodes are now online and available to view for free (like everything else on the Internet!). Stay tuned/clicked/I don’t know because more episodes are in production. But until then, keep cupping that fruit… not sexually… uh…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Soaring High. Like the Pegasus.

  • The Amazing Adventures of Angina Man!

    William Clark is an ordinary man, no different to any other… But he’s a man with an incredible secret… for beneath his non-descript business suit lies a heart packed with cholesterol! And when crime is afoot, William Clark reveals his true nature… He becomes… ANGINA MAN!

    Click on the links below to hear the Amazing Adventures of Angina Man, as heard on Brain Damage:

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Angina is a serious condition (apparently)