David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Tag: comedy

  • Fresh Page for Fresh Sketches

    Hey, hi and hello,

    David M. Green here (me), officially letting you know that I, like Al Gore before me, have created the Internet, or at least a new page of it, dedicated purely to my appearances on the Fresh 92.7FM Tuesday Breakfast Show. So click right here to listen back to sketches and segments and such from myself as a guest on “Freshly Squeezed” with Jason Spreadbury and Katie Powell, including my appearance from this very morning. And to find out more about Fresh FM, the community station dedicated to the youth of Adelaide, you can also check out the official Fresh website. Alternatively if you would like to read a book, I recommend a library. The Library: Books aplenty.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (in the $2 white cardigan.)

  • Fresh Material

    Top of the morning to you!

    David M. Green here again (this is my site, after all. I think I’m entitled to be here… Yeah, I know I’m not wearing an ID tag… Well they haven’t given me one yet. What’s it to you?). Just letting you know via the medium of blog that I was a guest on Fresh 92.7FM’s “Freshly Squeezed” breakfast show this morning with Jason Spreadbury (love that name! “David M. Green” …and “Spreadbury” is also good).

    So I got up extremely early just to broadcast some “fresh” sketches to people like you. By the way, you can hear the safari-themed sketches I’m referring to right here.

    Apparently this is going to be a regular thing, so tune in every Tuesday morning around 8:10AM to Fresh 92.7FM if you’re in the Adelaide metro area (or listen online if you’re anywhere else) to hear some original David M. Green sketch-based audio comedy!

    I’ll most likely make a “Fresh Page” here at davidmgreen.com, like I’ve done with my other radio shows, so you’ll be able to listen to clips ‘n’ things. But hey, when that happens, you’ll be the first to know… you know… after me of course. But, surely that’s a given, right?

    EDIT: As promised, the link to my Fresh 92.7FM Page.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Freshest of the Fresh

  • “On The Yacht” Community Radio-A-Go-Go!

    Yes a shout-out to you! (as much as I hate doing them… so amateurish…)

    It’s official! My latest comedy radio venture has been approved by the suits and pant-suits at Radio Adelaide 101.5FM to be broadcast this summer at the majestic timeslot of Thursday nights, midnight to 1am. The show is titled “On The Yacht” and it’ll be a little different to my previous comedy shows. On The Yacht aims to parody the popular laid-back style of AM talk radio and will be the first show where I appear in character the entire time. I’ll be playing Norman Vine, alongside Nick Godfrey as Dr Kevin Goodall, Adam Navarro “anchoring” the nautical-themed programme as his AM alter-ego, “Adam,” and making up the numbers, Voice-Over’s Tim Wray in the news room.

    Staple features of On The Yacht will include, pretty much what you can hear during the day on AM radio: expert guests, uninformed callers, quizes, news updates, pointless pedantic conversations about the details of life (all satirical of course). But hey, don’t get upset if you’re a genuine fan of AM radio. So are we. Why else would we be doing this? On The Yacht isn’t a mean-spirited “dig,” but more like a light-hearted, humorous homage to the format. Plus it’s a chance to play some smooth nu-jazz and soft yacht-rock… ohhh yeeeaaaahhhh…

    Keep your eye out for more details right here at davidmgreen.com… On The Yacht sets sail on its maiden voyage December 5th 2008 12.01am ACST (+10.5GMT) on Radio Adelaide 101.5FM. Feel free to tune in (if you’re up).

    Kind regards,
    Radio’s David M. Green
    On The Yacht: AM style. FM sound. AM time.

  • Lack of Seating Forces Sketch Comedian to Stand…-Up

    Good (insert appropriate time period here),

    Hello again, David M. Green… I mean, I’M David M. Green. I’m not calling YOU David M. Green and saying hello to you. That would be inefficient. Only a hand-full of other people in the world are called David M. Green… Also, it’s pretty silly. My apologies… BUT ANYWHO… Last Thursday I comically stood-up and did some stand-up comedy at Adelaide’s fabulous “The Rhino Room.” Funnier than the last time. Plus I wore a tie! Enjoy!

    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9Pg8BET1A

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    Card-carrying member of ‘The Blood Club’

  • Witty ’80s TV Commercial Nerd

    Salutations viewer!

    David M. Green here. I was recently looking through an old cupboard and I found an equally old VHS tape of the 1985 Australian Grand Prix. Upon viewing the tape for nostalgic purposes, I noticed the original TV commercials, which were also included on the tape, were repeatedly ridiculous, and therefore worthy of ridicule. Thus the above “straight-to-YouTube” sketch, made for your amusement. It’s kind of like YouTube’s “Angry Video Game Nerd” but wittier and less angry… and not about video games obviously… Equally as nerdy of course. Enjoy.

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (Insert classical music here)