Well, it’s already yesterday’s news, but hey, I’ve been busy. That’s right… Ed McMahon is dead. Also, Michael Jackson. And Farrah Fawcett… plus countless others if you want to be pedantic about it (which you clearly do), but I can’t possibly write obituaries for all of these people, so just FREAKING BACK OFF man! Excuse me. But […]
Oh My God, The System Works!
Following on from my previous post: Unbelievable. Within 48 hours of me pointing out the appalling grammar on the Commonwealth Bank’s exterior signage, the poor grammar mysteriously disappears! COINCIDENCE!?! I think not. My astonishment can clearly be seen in the above photograph. I imagine the suits at the Commonwealth Bank are quite irritated at my little […]
Which Bank? The one with the Appalling Grammar.
Call me a Grammar Nazi. Call me a regular Nazi. Call me David M. Green. Although on the regular Nazi quip, you couldn’t be more wrong. You’d be better off calling me a communist. But anyway, I’m deviating from the big issue: Proper English, DAMMIT! Several weeks ago I was walking down Adelaide’s fabulous Rundle […]
Personal Editorial: The Adelaide Advertiser is Crap
Greetings, The Advertiser: The long established appalling tabloid newspaper circulated in and around the Adelaide metropolitan area. Oh, it’s bad. There’s no question. Oh… wait, there is. “Okay David, why is it bad THIS TIME?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Hold onto your knees, as I prepare to answer… Pick up The Advertiser on any given day and […]
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New episodes of ‘VHS Revue’ out fortnightlyish