David M. Green: Purveyor of fine humour

Tag: comedy

  • Video Supports the Radio Star(‘s Website)

    Statutory salutations to you… person reading this blog post…

    David M. Green here again, with another piece of information you might find relevant to your current Internet browsing options, especially because by reading this, you’re already at the right place to view my website, ie. the website itself.

    Anyway, just a friendly neighbourly notice that the Video Page is now up and running, which you can access by simply clicking here. Why you ask? Because I designed a link into the text. It’s basic web design. Feel free (and I emphasis “feel free” as I am somewhat of a benevolent dictator of this website) to check them out… you know, if you want to… and have the time. I’m not forcing you to do anything you don’t want to. But if you have a few minutes to kill; Perhaps it’s 1:25am and you’ve just made yourself a sandwich and would like to watch some sort of visual media, but you know that a 50-minute episode of Star Trek would see you finish your sandwich before William Shatner says “Captain’s Log,” and thus you’d be without a snack for the greater part of the hour… Where was I going with this? Oh yes, these videos are only a few minutes long each, so they’d be perfect for your situation… Hey, I’m trying to help you… don’t look at me like that…

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green with envy

  • Killing Time for the last time… also Brain Damage!

    Hey potential listener and current reader of this blog!

    I (David M. Green) will be appearing on Killing Time’s final show tonight (November 28th 2007), along with host Michael Princi and fellow guests Nick Godfrey, Adam Navarro and Tim Wray (allegedly) on Radio Adelaide 101.5FM midnight to 1am Adelaide time. There will (also allegedly) be some old clips, but this was a Michael Princi promise, so I only put a 1 in 5 (or 20%) chance of that actually happening. Tune in to see how accurate this prediction was! Listen online: http://www.radio.adelaide.edu.au/.

    Also, I’ve just uploaded my interviews with Shaun Micallef, Tony Martin and Alan Brough (as well as a bunch of fabricated interviews) to the “interviews” page of my website (www.davidmgreen.com …obviously). There’s also a veritable treasure trove of sketches on the “Brain Damage” page, as well as some photos and every single instalment of the appalling segment “What’s in your basement?” Hours of mind numbing japery could be yours!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (Allegedly)

  • Sketches Re-Played

    Hi there,

    Can’t get enough David M. Green? Well, unsurprising really, there’s only 1 of him and as the fundamental fault of economics states: resources are limited, but desires are infinite. However, this piece of information could assist in budgeting the limited supply of David M. Green, just that little bit further…

    Starting Monday November 19th 2007, you can hear comedy sketches (some old, some new), many if not written by, then featuring, David M. Green, as they are broadcast in the form of an audio-based comedy segment on the Radio Adelaide breakfast show with Peter Godfrey! The segment is entitled “The Comic Oasis,” indicating an isolated haven of laughter in an otherwise barren comedy void… haha, I joke… Peter Godfrey’s a pretty funny guy! So if you’re awake at approximately 8:20am Adelaide time (I know I won’t be), tune into Radio Adelaide 101.5FM if you’re in the Adelaide metro area, or otherwise listen online at www.radio.adelaide.edu.au, if for nothing else than the zany segment intro and outro. I’m informed this will become a week-daily breakfast show tradition at 8:20am, at least until they run out of sketches to play, or Peter Godfrey gets sick of them. My money’s on the later outcome…

    And a reminder too, you can also hear past sketches and segments from Radio Adelaide’s finest comedy show “Brain Damage” (25% hosted by David M. Green) as they’re re-broadcast on “The Wild Wild Westmar Show” on The KChost Radio Network, based in Kansas City, Missouri. Listen online at www.kchost.net Tuesdays 6PM-9PM USA Central Standard Time (sometime Wednesday morning Adelaide time, depending on daylight savings) or on one of “The Wild Wild Westmar Show’s” many, many affiliate stations. And a “big-ups” (whatever that means) to Brad Westmar, quite possibly the re-incarnation of David M. Green (assuming he had access to a time machine, as he’s actually older than David), for noticing some sketches hidden away on a myspace page, and reaching out a hand offerring some much-welcomed air time!

    And of course, for those of you patient enough (or who are reading this in the future, after what I’m about to prelude has already occurred), sit tight because coming soon to this very website are many many sketches, segments, videos, podcasts and various other comedy/radio-related “clips” for your devourment… I’d put them up now but… I’m studying for my final exams… I only did this Behavioural Science Degree so I could get involved with Flinders University Student Radio, which now doesn’t exist… shame, but oh man, don’t get me started on that!

    Adidas!

    Kind regards,
    David M. Green
    (clearly I can’t speak Spanish)