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My, that’s a nice profile

Published in August 22nd, 2012

Posted by David M. Green in My Two Cents, Poetry, The Life of DMG

Here’s a poem I wrote about online dating. Chicks dig poetry, right? “My, that’s a nice profile” By David M. Green I wonder why She wants a guy To treat her like a princess? I staked out her home. I tapped her phone. I chased her through a tunnel… But nevertheless, She did not accept […]

The Thrifty Browser

Published in August 13th, 2012

Posted by David M. Green in My Two Cents, Poetry, The Life of DMG

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Ahoy! I haven’t written a poem in about 10 years, but I was recently inspired by certain real life events to pen this one. Did somebody say, “Oh that DMG, he just hit the Australian media industry zeitgeist right in the sweet spot?” No? Well, here it is anyway… “The Thrifty Browser” By David M. […]