It’s been a while since my successful grammatical stand against the Commonwealth Bank, so if you’re in need of a reminder, check out BEFORE and AFTER David’s M. Green’s red correction pen.
In the mean time I’ve accumulated a few more examples of bad grammar and general incompetence, so back by popular demand… it’s David M. Green: Grammar Nazi!
What’s worse than finding human faeces in your hotel swimming pool?
Well… actually, I’d probably prefer the bad grammar:
Don’t worry. Darryl will sort you out.
Went to see a movie at the Hoyts cinema at Melbourne’s fabulous Northland Shopping Centre the other day. Ain’t that just humanity at its worst?
They’re not the kind of folk that take too kindly to outsiders, NEITHER their food NOR drink:
And here’s an amusing Facebook slip-up from my good friend Rebecca McKinney. No explanation required:
Jesus, what kind of stitch pattern is she using? She might have to give Darryl a call…
Grammatical mistakes happen to the best of us. Stuff on Facebook is pretty forgivable, but once it’s printed and turned into signage – especially when it’s big business – grammar fans, let the mockery begin!
Kind regards,
David M. Green
David M. Green: Grammar Nazi will return in “The Spellcheck Is Not Enough”.
